Men [and women] of broader intellect know that there is no sharp distinction betwixt the real and the unreal...
H.P. Lovecraft
Highly esteemed colleagues,
It is my pleasure to announce the completion of the IML's 5th album Mysteries Of The Unexplained.
Though it's formulation was plagued by demonic deferments and extrasensory impedimenta, the final product of all our labours is a thing of uttermost recherche, and of arcane, eldritch gnosis. The challenge of putting together this album was a disquieting one, so immense was the emotive power behind its music and songs. Once I had completed it to my satisfaction, I required the services of a yogi, shaman, priest and parascientist, who prescribed acute psychic flushing, mountain solitude, exorcism, TM, parlance with spirits, irrigation, screeing, smudging with sage - cedar and and sweetgrass, regression therapy, psychic-surgery, hypnotism, holistic healing, astral projection therapy, lucid dreaming, yogic flying, alchemic enlightenment, alien abduction, sensory deprivation, shamanic transcendence, and plenteous doses of cheap medicinal Scotch.
I strongly recommend you enter a tranquil place, free from distraction and meditate on this metaphysical music in its entirety - if you do so and survive, I hope you are as aroused by it as I.
Yours eerily,
Timothy Donderevo
IML Headquarters of Paranormality
H.P. Lovecraft
Highly esteemed colleagues,
It is my pleasure to announce the completion of the IML's 5th album Mysteries Of The Unexplained.
Though it's formulation was plagued by demonic deferments and extrasensory impedimenta, the final product of all our labours is a thing of uttermost recherche, and of arcane, eldritch gnosis. The challenge of putting together this album was a disquieting one, so immense was the emotive power behind its music and songs. Once I had completed it to my satisfaction, I required the services of a yogi, shaman, priest and parascientist, who prescribed acute psychic flushing, mountain solitude, exorcism, TM, parlance with spirits, irrigation, screeing, smudging with sage - cedar and and sweetgrass, regression therapy, psychic-surgery, hypnotism, holistic healing, astral projection therapy, lucid dreaming, yogic flying, alchemic enlightenment, alien abduction, sensory deprivation, shamanic transcendence, and plenteous doses of cheap medicinal Scotch.
I strongly recommend you enter a tranquil place, free from distraction and meditate on this metaphysical music in its entirety - if you do so and survive, I hope you are as aroused by it as I.
Yours eerily,
Timothy Donderevo
IML Headquarters of Paranormality
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