Static trouble

So here's my crystal skull... I'm trying to access its hard drive but I'm getting nothing but static so far. Presumably, once my my mind is sufficiently expanded I'll be allowed access to its rock capabilities, then I'll have my song. I hope that's how it works anyway. Ommmmmm Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Due to inexplicable magneto-lunar events over Legoland and the excessive release of negative ions from Mr T's Chuck Taylors, there have been some delays in the submission of backing tracks - but the assignments are all finally here! Through long sessions spent meditating on Michael Douglas' cleft, I have mystically foreseen the uncanny events listed below. You must now clear your thoughts, let your lucid minds penetrate the metaphysical universe beyond our own, and then click on the links below to download your assigned backing track.

Kelly Hoglund will summon the ghast-specter of Kaspar Hauser (by Rob Fisher)
Layla Vandenbergh will be transfixed by the Crystal Skulls (by Tim Donderevo)
Barney Brown's camp will be rudely disrupted by Bigfoot (by Kelly Hoglund)
Eric Lebofsky will be drawn into the Himalayas by the call of the Yeti (by Craig Macintosh)
Joseph Ashley-Smith will scourge the village of El Chupacabra (by Michael Weber)
Rob Fisher will start his weekend with an un-announced Alien Encounter (By Layla Vandenbergh)
Craig Macintosh will delete data from computer discs via ESP/Intersubjectivity (By Eric Lebofsky)
Greg Dean will wake up exhausted after dabbling in Spectrophilia (By Julian Peters)
Kip Loades will, once again feel the uncanny sense of Deja Vu (By Oli Hayhurst)
Benjamin Arntzen, whilst scanning the seas, will hear The Bloop (by Dan Waldkirch)
Dan Waldkirch will be kept awake by unruly Poltergeists (by Joseph Ashley-Smith)
Michael Weber will witness Spontaneous Human Combustion (by Barney Brown/Rich Field)
Julian Peters & Sam Berry will together gaze upon the Face On Mars (By Joe Dean & Greg Dean)

If I have not assigned a track to you, and you want to sing - please email me and I'll find a track for you.

Tim Donderevo
timdonderevo@gmail.com

STAGE ONE COMPLETE!

Congratulations! (Nearly) all of the backing tracks are in, and they're a bunch of winners as usual. Sadly, some were nipped in the bud along the way, but there's plenty to go round and everyone gets to thrust a thumb into this unexplained and mysterious pie. Spookily it looks like we've got 13 backing tracks and 13 singers.

Stay tuned true believers - I'll be doling out tracks over the coming week! FYI I may employ magic to make the selections - or I might print out a spreadsheet and use a dart.

Tim
XXX