
That fine purveyor of heavyweight news and rigorous scientific analysis - Britain's The Sun newspaper - has today reported the existence of gorillas on Mars. The above photo (taken by previous IML star Mars Rover) has provided the unequivocal proof. NASA were disappointed with the image though as the gorilla obscured the statue of Elvis that the Rover was trying to capture.
I am working on a musical accompaniment to the face on mars mystery with Joe Dean (my brother from another mother). If the recipient chooses to smother the track with gorilla noises instead we will fully understand.
Greg
Sort of looks more like one of these overgrown rodents though http://members.shaw.ca/rrothery/wallpapers/edmonton/capybara.jpg
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